"Literally Anybody Else"

This gentleman from Texas whose name used to be Dustin Ebey, has legally changed his name (and rocking it) to Literally Anybody Else! He's jumping into the 2024 Presidential race because he's unhappy with Biden and Trump. This vet-turned-math-teacher wants to mix things up, giving Texans a fresh option at the polls. Who wouldn't want a "neither" choice on the ballot, huh?